Tuesday, December 28, 2010

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THE FEMALES TEN COMMANDMENTS

By: Maya D On: 10:46:00 PM
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  • Many people ask me why I'm single, and honestly there is no simple answer. I have given so many guys chances recently, and in the end it was a big FAIL! I'm not trying to say all the guys I ever dated were bad, I'm speaking on the last couple of years. I did have several Good Men in my life, and when I had them it was me who messed up. I was not mature enough to handle a serious relationship back then, and I think a part of me was afraid that the relationship was too good to be true, so I purposely sabotaged it.  

    Now that I have matured and I'm ready to be open, and take a chance at Love it seems all I meet are lazy guys who want Sex with no commitment or Sex without putting in any work at all. No courtship, no dinners, no being there when your car breaks down, just Sex and then they go about their business. Maybe I'm not getting out enough or maybe I need to travel more because lately I've been working a lot and I haven't had the chance to move around, but Damn it seems the older I get the worse my selection of "Men" become.

    I know I am partially to blame because I have not always laid down "The Rules" AKA said exactly what I expected or what I wanted. I just hung out with them, and did the whole independent woman routine. My mom raised me to never depend on a man so I rarely asked for help. A part of me thought it would make me look weak. But now that I have a house, and bigger responsibilities I realize that when you have a man in your life he should be there to make your life easier not harder. 

    He should alleviate some of your stress, and in turn you should be there to support him as well. I never expected much so I never got much. So because of that I was wrong, but now that I have grown I understand that as a woman you must not give in to your feelings of loneliness, and sexual urges before you know that the person that your dealing with is truly in your best interest. In other words they care about your well being, and want to give not just take, they care about your happiness, and your safety. Someone who will go out of their way to let you know that you are not alone in this world, and that they have your back.

    Too many woman allow a man to get something for nothing. They cook and clean for them, open their legs for them, give their love, and affection away for what? for sexual gratification?  For someone to warm your bed at night? If that's all you need ladies get a Heated Blanket and a Vibrator! I have been guilty of these things in the past, and on a Serious Note just 5 months ago I gave my all to someone who did not deserve or appreciate my time or affection but it STOPS NOW! 

    No matter how bad it gets I need to understand that my Priorities comes first over my Loneliness, and need for affection. I'm a woman not a girl anymore, and its well over due that I Say What I want from a man in a realistic context and not allow the Bullshit to continue. A guy needs to put in work to be with me, but I'm also willing to put in the same amount of work in return.  Ive never had a problem giving my all and making sure that the person I'm with is happy. My only problem was in the midst of giving him my all I forgot about what HE should be giving to ME!



    This is my Theme song for 2011! Ladies please pay attention to the lyrics below!

     LIL MO & LIL KIM "TEN COMMANDMENTS"

    Ladies, I wrote me a manual
    How to keep your man
    These rules you must follow
    My 10 commandments
    (Oo, oo, oo)

    Let me break it down for you
    Rule number 1
    Never give him some on the first night
    Rule number 2
    Never bring your man around your crew

    Rule number 3
    Never call him first let him call you
    Rule number 4
    Never let him know your every move

    Rule number 5
    Never tell him about your past
    How many other lovers you've had?
    How many other lovers went bad?
    Make no exceptions
    If you want it to last

    Girl, you got to understand him
    If you want to keep your man whipped
    Follow my 10 commandments
    And he'll keep coming back for more
    And more and more

    Rule number 6
    Never mix business with pleasure
    Rule number 7
    Never move in unless he tell ya

    Rule number 8
    Never tell your friends about your bedroom
    Rule number 9
    Never let them know his shoe size

    Rule number 10
    Should have been rule number 1
    'Cos If you give in on the first night
    Make sure you ride that thing

    Scream his name
    And he'll be yours for life
    'Cos you know your excited
    ('Cos you know your excited)

    And you just can't fight it
    And you wanna tell all your friends
    But you've got to make sure loves intact
    Because you want him to keep coming back

    Girl, you got to understand him
    If you want to keep your man whipped
    Follow my 10 commandments
    And he'll keep coming back for more
    And more and more

    Girl, you got to understand him
    If you want to keep your man whipped
    Follow my 10 commandments
    And he'll keep coming back for more
    And more and more

    There's never no such thing as giving him to much
    'Cos if you want to wed with your man
    You can never give enough
    'Cos you get excited

    And wanna tell everybody
    But you've got to make sure
    Loves intact
    Then it will help you bring him back

    I've been in this thing for years
    It made me an animal
    Me and my girl
    Mo wrote you'll a manual

    Step by step booklet for you to keep
    Your man in his place
    And out the next girls' face
    Rule number 1

    Never give a dude money
    Girl, don't be a dummy
    Let the homie, stay bummy
    'Cos once he start, he won't stop, that's it

    And all he gonna do is spend it on the next chic
    Rule number 2
    Before you give him some
    It's your way

    Shoppin', a new car
    That's what I call foreplay
    Now don't get me wrong
    Respect your man

    But if dude gets out of line
    Then check your man
    Rule number 3
    Should have been rule number 1

    Never go down
    Till he licks you round
    Your neck, your back, your pus** and a** crack
    Rule number 4, 5 and 6

    Very important lessons
    Keep your man guessing
    Never let him see you stressing
    And if you love heres 7, 8, 9 and 10

    Never ever, ever mess with his friend
    See if you follow these
    You'll have mad bred
    To breaka house on the beach

    And mad trips to jacob
    He'll be home at night cooking you a steaka
    And he'll keep coming back for more
    On the wake up

    Girl, you got to understand him
    If you want to keep your man whipped
    Follow my 10 commandments
    And he'll keep coming back for more
    And more and more

    Girl, you got to understand him
    If you want to keep your man whipped
    Follow my 10 commandments
    And he'll keep coming back for more
    And more and more

    Understand
    If you want to keep your man
    And you want to hold on to him
    Keep your man whipped

    Follow my 10 commandments
    Ha, you got it
    Ha, keep coming back for more
    Understand

    Keep your man
    My command
    More and more and more
    More and more and more




    MUCH LUV XOXO @{~~~~~~

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